Monthly Archives: November 2012

The difference between fresh meat and not

My league just got a new round of fresh meat. I played with them and watched them play at scrimmage yesterday. There is the one huge difference between the new fresh meat and everyone else. Sally is a veteran skater. … Continue reading

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New rules, new patience.

I can’t talk about the new WFTDA rules because they’re not publicly out until Monday. But we know changes are coming. By changing the rules, WFTDA is changing the way you’re going to play. (If you’re the jerk screaming “I … Continue reading

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Denver v. Texas in the WFTDA Camphionships

I told my friend at practice that I made a video of me reacting to the last jam of Denver/Texas. I said I had been screaming at my screen all day during the WFTDA championships, but that that last jam … Continue reading

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How to make a bout, a guide

“Dash, you haven’t updated your blog in days, wtf.” You ever think it’s because I was working on something EPIC? Coming to this blog, soon, will be a new page about how to make a bout. It’s a guide for … Continue reading

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5 common roller skate problems — and how to fix them

I’ve had some interesting skate dilemmas today, so I made a list of common skate problems and how to solve them cheaply. Problem: My skate inserts ball up and are so uncomfortable. Solution: Don’t tell your roommates I told you … Continue reading

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WFTDA nationals predictions, by Kelsey

I asked my girlfriend who would win nationals. She doesn’t skate.

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